Saturday, 13 July 2019

Top 200 Non-Beauties of the WTA - part 2



Still can't get enough of these "beauties"? 100 of them weren't enough for you?
Are you insane?

Oh, get off your high horse! "You're so insensitive, judging these poor hard-working girls, mocking their appearance, you... you f**king monster!" Bla bla bla... First off, they're not girls! They're women! (Sort of...)

Secondly, you are enjoying it and you know it! Otherwise why would you be on part II of the list?... You whiny liar, you poncy little shit. You're enjoying this as much as I am. It's a guilty pleasure for you, just go on and admit it. 
Don't bother posting comments about how vile I am. Nobody's interested. Nobody's interested in your virtue-signaling PC BS - intermingled with chuckles and guffaws. 

And yes, I might just do a new updated version that includes all the younger/newer players, as promised. So all you millennial pros... beware! You might be on the top 300 list!


Top 200 WTA Non-Beauties - p2




Who woulda thunk that this giggly Aussie boy would one day win the French Open - of all events!










Bloody hell, I should have put these two in the top 10!




The scary part: this bird actually looks more convincing as a human female - than all these human females!









I have a whole post dedicated to this vile creature. Check it out.


King Ting. Surely that's a rap-worthy rhyme? 
Come on, Kanye, you dummie, write a "song" using "King Ting". We know you can do it... "King Ting goin' down on my ching-a-ling, yo yo yo, me and my King Ting, my Chinese queen of Oriental bling..." Or some such shit "poetry".

This nasty piece of work eventually went bankrupt, despite her millions. Apparently, her parents ripped her off and then she sued them. And there I naively assumed all along that Catholic Spanish families were tight....